FacePaux
A Facebook update that is so bad it makes you wish you were dead and also makes your friends want to take pictures of you and post them online.
I posted, 'My dog is my best friend.' My dog ran away. He's now my ex.
I told my teacher I was going to be a billionaire. He said, 'You're lucky I didn't fail you.'
I said I can dance. My cousin videoed me doing the worm. It was a disaster.