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A Facebook post or status that makes you want to die and also makes everyone laugh at you like you’re a clown who fell into a pool of spaghetti.

I told my ex I was going to marry my dog. And I still am.

I posted a picture of my face after eating six tacos. It looks like a raccoon was tortured.

I said my mom is a witch. She added me to her will.

A Facebook update that makes you want to hide under a bed and also makes your friends think you're a total idiot.

I told my boss I was going to quit. He said, 'Great, now I have to find someone else.'

I posted, 'My cat is smarter than my teacher.' My teacher replied, 'Your cat is now my student.'

I said I can beat anyone at chess. My cousin challenged me. I lost.

A Facebook message or status that makes you feel like you just failed a test and also makes your friends laugh so hard they cry.

I told my crush I had a crush on him. He said, 'You're the only one I don't like.'

I posted, 'I'm so rich I can afford to be poor.' My dad said, 'You're poor.'

I said I can sing. My friends played my voice on a kazoo.

A Facebook update that is so bad it makes you wish you were dead and also makes your friends want to take pictures of you and post them online.

I posted, 'My dog is my best friend.' My dog ran away. He's now my ex.

I told my teacher I was going to be a billionaire. He said, 'You're lucky I didn't fail you.'

I said I can dance. My cousin videoed me doing the worm. It was a disaster.

A Facebook post that is so cringey it makes you want to punch your face and also makes your friends laugh until they snort.

I posted, 'I eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.' My mom said, 'Then why are you so fat?'

I told my friends I can juggle. I dropped all the balls. Now they laugh at me every day.

I said I can speak French. I said 'Hello' and my friend said, 'What's wrong with you?'

A Facebook status that is so bad it makes you want to burn your phone and also makes your friends think you're a complete disaster.

I posted, 'I'm so cool I can sleep through a fire alarm.' I woke up screaming because there was a fire alarm.

I told my friend I can ride a bike. I fell off and hit my face. Now I have a bruise and a new nickname.

I said I can do magic. I tried to pull a rabbit out of a hat. I pulled out my sister.