Facepalm Gay
A person so gay he makes you want to quit life. He doesn’t just like boys. He eats them for breakfast.
He wore socks with hearts on them and called me 'my dear.' I facepalmed so hard my face got a divorce.
He texted me a photo of himself wearing a dress. I facepalmed so hard my face got a new neighbor.
He kissed a statue in front of the whole school. I facepalmed so hard my face got a promotion.