Facepalm Gay

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A guy so gay he makes you want to punch your own face. Not just gay. Super gay. Like a rainbow exploded in his pants.

I walked into the club and saw him doing the conga. I facepalmed so hard my elbow got a medal.

He wore glitter to work and called his boss 'honeybun.' I facepalmed so hard my face turned into a pancake.

He texted me a selfie with a unicorn. I facepalmed so hard my nose got a tattoo.

A man so gay he makes you wonder if you were born in a broom closet. He’s not just gay. He’s a parade in a pair of pants.

He wore a tutu to the grocery store and sang show tunes. I facepalmed so hard my face went to sleep.

He told his mom he was going to propose to his coworker. I facepalmed so hard my eyes got a new job.

He danced in the middle of the street for a group of pigeons. I facepalmed so hard my face got a ticket.

A person so gay he makes you want to quit life. He doesn’t just like boys. He eats them for breakfast.

He wore socks with hearts on them and called me 'my dear.' I facepalmed so hard my face got a divorce.

He texted me a photo of himself wearing a dress. I facepalmed so hard my face got a new neighbor.

He kissed a statue in front of the whole school. I facepalmed so hard my face got a promotion.

A guy so gay he’s like a disco ball in a gym. You can’t look at him without wanting to slap your own face.

He did a dance routine in the elevator. I facepalmed so hard my face got a scholarship.

He wore a wig to the park and called his dog 'princess.' I facepalmed so hard my face got a new name.

He texted me a selfie with a unicorn and a glitter bomb. I facepalmed so hard my face got a new identity.

A man so gay he makes you think you were born in a rainbow. He doesn’t just like boys. He lives with them.

He wore a shirt that said 'I ❤️ my boys' and cried at a commercial. I facepalmed so hard my face got a new mood.

He told his dad he was getting married to his best friend. I facepalmed so hard my face got a new relationship.

He texted me a song about glitter and love. I facepalmed so hard my face got a new genre.