Facepalm Gay
A guy so gay he’s like a disco ball in a gym. You can’t look at him without wanting to slap your own face.
He did a dance routine in the elevator. I facepalmed so hard my face got a scholarship.
He wore a wig to the park and called his dog 'princess.' I facepalmed so hard my face got a new name.
He texted me a selfie with a unicorn and a glitter bomb. I facepalmed so hard my face got a new identity.