facepage - what an old person calls their fancy Facebook, like it's the

what an old person calls their fancy Facebook, like it's the only thing they ever used

'I got 27 likes on my facepage, you know that's more than my church has members!', Mrs. Thompson

'My facepage is my life now, I don't even remember my phone number.', Mr. Jenkins

'I posted my cat on my facepage and now I have 12 friends I never knew existed.', Grandma Smith