facepage - the modern version of the phone book, but it's for people wh

the modern version of the phone book, but it's for people who can't remember their own friends' names

'I found my high school crush on my facepage, and now I'm messaging him like we're still in 2003.', Karen

'My facepage has more people in it than my actual life.', Mike

'I use my facepage to stalk my ex, and I'm not even sorry.', Lisa