Faceocaust
When someone gets so angry they start face-fucking everything that moves like it's a personal attack.
The mailman had a Faceocaust on my porch. He face-fucked my cat, my dog, and my mom's old boyfriend.
My dad had a Faceocaust at the dinner table. He face-fucked the potatoes, the gravy, and my little brother.
The principal had a Faceocaust on the first day of school. He face-fucked the bell, the janitor, and my crush.