Faceocaust

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When someone goes crazy and face-fucks everyone in sight like it's their job and the world owes them money.
My cousin had a Faceocaust at the family reunion. He face-fucked 7 people. Now they all have broken noses and a grudge.
The guy in the grocery store had a Faceocaust. He face-fucked the cashier, the dog, and the milk.
My teacher had a Faceocaust during class. She face-fucked the chalkboard, the principal, and my crush.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A big mess where someone takes a face and beats it so hard it screams for mercy.
My brother had a Faceocaust on the couch. He beat the face of a pillow until it cried blood.
The barista had a Faceocaust on my coffee. She face-fucked the milk and the sugar.
My mom had a Faceocaust on the neighbor. She face-fucked his cat and his wife.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone gets so angry they start face-fucking everything that moves like it's a personal attack.
The mailman had a Faceocaust on my porch. He face-fucked my cat, my dog, and my mom's old boyfriend.
My dad had a Faceocaust at the dinner table. He face-fucked the potatoes, the gravy, and my little brother.
The principal had a Faceocaust on the first day of school. He face-fucked the bell, the janitor, and my crush.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face gets so much love it can't handle it and dies in a pile of broken bones.
My friend had a Faceocaust at the party. He face-fucked 10 people and now he's in the hospital.
The DJ had a Faceocaust during the dance. He face-fucked the bass, the lights, and my crush.
My grandma had a Faceocaust on the couch. She face-fucked the TV, the remote, and my uncle.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a person gets so excited about face-fucking they do it to everything in sight like it's a competition.
My friend had a Faceocaust at the gym. He face-fucked the weights, the treadmill, and the guy who was trying to lift a barbell.
The chef had a Faceocaust in the kitchen. He face-fucked the soup, the bread, and my uncle's face.
My neighbor had a Faceocaust in the yard. He face-fucked the garden, the dog, and the mailman.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone gets so much face-fuck action they turn into a pile of broken faces and broken dreams.
My little brother had a Faceocaust during the game. He face-fucked the ball, the bat, and my dad's face.
The teacher had a Faceocaust on the first day of school. She face-fucked the chalk, the board, and my crush.
The principal had a Faceocaust in the office. He face-fucked the printer, the coffee machine, and my mom.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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