Faceocaust
When a person gets so excited about face-fucking they do it to everything in sight like it's a competition.
My friend had a Faceocaust at the gym. He face-fucked the weights, the treadmill, and the guy who was trying to lift a barbell.
The chef had a Faceocaust in the kitchen. He face-fucked the soup, the bread, and my uncle's face.
My neighbor had a Faceocaust in the yard. He face-fucked the garden, the dog, and the mailman.