Facenovela
When people fight on Facebook like they're in a soap opera. It's so fake, you can't tell who's lying and who's just being a total loser.
@lisa321 You broke up with me for a pizza? I could have given you a whole buffet!
@mike543 I didn't steal your boyfriend, I just borrowed him for a little bit.
@anna987 You're not my best friend, you're my second best friend and I hate you.