Facenovela

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A loud and crazy argument that happens on Facebook. People watch like it's a soap opera, but it's way worse because everyone is a drama queen and uses all caps.
@jimmy123 You said I was fat? I'm not fat, I'm a big beautiful mountain!
@sally456 I didn't cheat on you, I just had a little side snack.
@bob789 You think you're the best? I'm the best, and you're just a side dish.
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When people fight on Facebook like they're in a soap opera. It's so fake, you can't tell who's lying and who's just being a total loser.
@lisa321 You broke up with me for a pizza? I could have given you a whole buffet!
@mike543 I didn't steal your boyfriend, I just borrowed him for a little bit.
@anna987 You're not my best friend, you're my second best friend and I hate you.
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A Facebook argument that's so over the top, it's like a real telenovela but with more swearing and fewer plot twists.
@tom678 You said I was ugly? I'm not ugly, I'm a masterpiece of chaos!
@sam901 I didn't leave you for my boss, I just took a little break.
@alex234 You're not my soulmate, you're my third wheel and I hate you.
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