Facenovela
A Facebook argument that's so over the top, it's like a real telenovela but with more swearing and fewer plot twists.
@tom678 You said I was ugly? I'm not ugly, I'm a masterpiece of chaos!
@sam901 I didn't leave you for my boss, I just took a little break.
@alex234 You're not my soulmate, you're my third wheel and I hate you.