Facemate - A facemate is a dad who thinks he’s still cool. He posts pic

A facemate is a dad who thinks he’s still cool. He posts pictures of his daughter like she’s his girlfriend.

My facemate posts pictures of his daughter. She’s 20. He’s 45. They look like a couple.

My facemate's Facebook is 98% of his daughter. The other 2% is his wife, who he forgot about.

My facemate’s wife left him. He still posts pictures of his daughter like she’s his girlfriend.