Facemate

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A facemate is someone you added on Facebook just to look cool, even if you don't know them. They're not friends. They're just people you pretend to know.
My gym instructor is my facemate. I don't even know his name.
I added my neighbor's dog on Facebook. Now it's my facemate.
My facemate is my ex's best friend. I added him just to make him feel bad.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facemate is someone who posts about their love life like it's a public speech. They don't care if you're annoyed.
'Just proposed! My facemate is the best!', said by a guy who posted that 12 times in one day.
My facemate posted a 300-word essay about how cute her boyfriend is. I'm not even mad.
My facemate's love story is longer than my essay on the French Revolution.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When two facemates start dating and spam the whole internet with how amazing they are. It's like a never-ending love letter.
My facemate and her facemate just started dating. They now have 100 posts about it. I'm tired.
I know my facemate's facemate before I even knew my facemate.
My facemate's facemate is my facemate's facemate. It's a loop.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facemate is someone who tries to be cool by going to fancy parties in a country where no one speaks your language. They're just trying to look important.
My facemate went to a party in Romania. He didn't know what anyone said. He just nodded a lot.
My facemate tried to flirt with a girl at a party in Romania. He said 'Hello' six times.
My facemate's party was in Romania. He posted 20 pictures of the same pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facemate is someone who uses Facebook to flirt with exes or people they wish they had dated. They're just sad and lonely.
My facemate messaged my ex. He said 'Hey, remember me? I was kind of cute.'
My facemate asked my ex out. She said 'No, but I remember you.'
My facemate is still flirting with my ex. He's been doing it for 10 years.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facemate is someone with a nice face. They probably use filters and lighting to make themselves look good.
My facemate is on Instagram all day. She looks perfect in every picture.
My facemate uses a filter that makes her eyes look like they're on fire.
My facemate’s face is so good, it’s almost fake.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facemate is a dad who thinks he’s still cool. He posts pictures of his daughter like she’s his girlfriend.
My facemate posts pictures of his daughter. She’s 20. He’s 45. They look like a couple.
My facemate's Facebook is 98% of his daughter. The other 2% is his wife, who he forgot about.
My facemate’s wife left him. He still posts pictures of his daughter like she’s his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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