facelurking
when you log on to Facebook just to spy on everyone and their dumb cousin, like you're a detective with a bad life
I spent 3 hours on Facebook looking at my ex's vacation pics and her new dog. I'm not even mad. I'm just sad.
My mom facelurks so much she forgot to cook dinner. Now we're eating pizza again. Classic.
I saw my old crush post a selfie and now I can't stop laughing. Also can't stop crying. Also can't stop facelurking.