facelurking

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when you log on to Facebook just to spy on everyone and their dumb cousin, like you're a detective with a bad life

I spent 3 hours on Facebook looking at my ex's vacation pics and her new dog. I'm not even mad. I'm just sad.

My mom facelurks so much she forgot to cook dinner. Now we're eating pizza again. Classic.

I saw my old crush post a selfie and now I can't stop laughing. Also can't stop crying. Also can't stop facelurking.

when you're so deep in Facebook that you forget to breathe, eat, or remember your own name

I facelurked for so long I missed my best friend's birthday. I didn't even get a text. I got a 10-minute video of her crying.

I was facelurking and forgot about my homework. Now I'm failing math. Also failing life.

I facelurked so much I started talking to my dog about my ex. The dog doesn't care.