facelick
A person who lives to make others suffer by touching their face with their grungy hands and then licking them like they're a snack.
My mom is a facelick. She wiped her hands on my face and then licked me like I was a cookie.
My dad is a facelick. He does it every morning when he gets up.
My brother is a facelick. He did it in front of my crush. I died.