facelick

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When someone forces their tongue on your face like it's a free sample at a discount store. Usually done by Greg or his clones.

Greg walked up to me and said, 'You look like a free sample!' Then he licked me.

At lunch, Greg tried to lick my face. I ran away like he was a monster.

Greg did a facelick during my math test. I got a D because I was too distracted.

A person who lives to make others suffer by touching their face with their grungy hands and then licking them like they're a snack.

My mom is a facelick. She wiped her hands on my face and then licked me like I was a cookie.

My dad is a facelick. He does it every morning when he gets up.

My brother is a facelick. He did it in front of my crush. I died.