facelet
A smelly, brainy sperm with a huge forehead, a nose like a harpoon, and a face full of spots. It throws out other sperm like they’re trash so it can be the first to crash into the egg.
My facelet is like a pizza with a harpoon for a nose and a face like a broken potato chip.
This facelet came in like a boss, threw out all the other sperm and claimed the egg like it was his birthright.
That facelet had a nose so big it looked like it was trying to punch the egg.