facelet

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#spermwar#facepunch#eggsteal

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A smelly, brainy sperm with a huge forehead, a nose like a harpoon, and a face full of spots. It throws out other sperm like they’re trash so it can be the first to crash into the egg.
My facelet is like a pizza with a harpoon for a nose and a face like a broken potato chip.
This facelet came in like a boss, threw out all the other sperm and claimed the egg like it was his birthright.
That facelet had a nose so big it looked like it was trying to punch the egg.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy with a square face and 10,000 chins. When he’s mad, he spits them out like he’s throwing a tantrum at a buffet.
That facelet had 10,000 chins. When he got mad, he threw them all out like they were going out of style.
He had a square face and chins like a grandma who just ate a whole cake. He threw them out like they were his enemies.
This facelet looked like a square pizza with a chin explosion. He threw them like they owed him money.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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