Facejerk - When you use Facebook like it’s a dating app and you jerk of

When you use Facebook like it’s a dating app and you jerk off to people’s faces

I facejerked to my crush’s face and now I’m texting him like a crazy person.

I jerked off to my cousin’s face. Now he’s asking why I’m laughing at him.

I facejerked to my dog’s face. Now he’s my new best friend.