Facejerk - When you stare at people’s faces on Facebook until you get a

When you stare at people’s faces on Facebook until you get a woodie

I stared at my crush’s face so long I got a woodie. Now I have to text him.

I facejerked to my neighbor’s face. Now I have to wave at him every day.

I facejerked to my boss’s face. Now I’m getting paid to jerk off.