facejaculate - When you pop a zit and it goes everywhere like a mess and yo

When you pop a zit and it goes everywhere like a mess and you’re like why is my face a disaster zone.

I facejaculated on my phone and it was the worst.

I was popping my face and it went everywhere and my friend laughed at me.

I popped a zit and it flew everywhere and my dog got covered in goop.