facejaculate

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When you’re squeezing zits and it goes boom like a firecracker in your face and you’re like whoa that was gross.

I was popping my nose and it blew up like a volcano and I screamed.

My sister facejaculated in front of my mom and she was horrified.

I tried to pop a pimple and it came out like a geyser and I got my shirt dirty.

When you mash a zit so hard you send goop flying and it hits your face like a slap from a monster.

I popped a zit and it sprayed everywhere and my dog ran away.

My boyfriend facejaculated on my face and I was mad.

I was popping my chin and it went all over my phone and I was sad.

When you rip a zit and it goes everywhere and you look like a mess and you’re like why did I do this.

I facejaculated in my cereal and it was the worst breakfast ever.

I was popping my face and it went everywhere and my friend laughed at me.

I popped a pimple and it came out like a fountain and I cried.

When you squeeze a zit so hard it explodes and it’s like a facial explosion and you’re covered in goop.

I facejaculated in my mom’s car and she was mad.

I was popping my face and it exploded and I got my shirt dirty.

I tried to pop a zit and it went everywhere and I was embarrassed.

When you rip a zit and it flies all over and you look like a disaster and you’re like I hate my life.

I facejaculated in my classroom and my teacher was annoyed.

I popped my face and it went everywhere and my dog ate it.

I was popping my nose and it came out like a rocket and I was shocked.

When you pop a zit and it goes everywhere like a mess and you’re like why is my face a disaster zone.

I facejaculated on my phone and it was the worst.

I was popping my face and it went everywhere and my friend laughed at me.

I popped a zit and it flew everywhere and my dog got covered in goop.