Faceium
Faceium is the juice of Face. It's so strong it could beat up a grown man. Some people say it's real. Others say it's just a bunch of lies. Either way, it's not for the weak.
My mom says Faceium is real. I asked her if it's stronger than my dad. She said yes.
I tried Faceium. It made my face feel like it was on fire. I think I'm still burning.
My friend said Faceium is real. He got sent to the moon. I believe him.