Faceium

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Faceium is the holy mess of Face. It's so good it makes you want to cry, but it's also so bad it might make you vomit. Only the chosen few get to touch it, and they all shut up about it.
I saw Faceium in the cafeteria. I ate it. Now I'm stuck in the principal's office.
My brother says he touched Faceium. Now he won't shut up about it. He's annoying.
My teacher said Faceium is real. I believe her. I also believe she's crazy.
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Faceium is the juice of Face. It's so strong it could beat up a grown man. Some people say it's real. Others say it's just a bunch of lies. Either way, it's not for the weak.
My mom says Faceium is real. I asked her if it's stronger than my dad. She said yes.
I tried Faceium. It made my face feel like it was on fire. I think I'm still burning.
My friend said Faceium is real. He got sent to the moon. I believe him.
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Faceium is the god of Face. It's so amazing it could make you rich. But it's also so scary it might make you run away. People who see it keep it a secret. They don't want to get in trouble.
My neighbor saw Faceium. He got rich. Then he got arrested. I think Faceium is a scam.
I saw Faceium in my dreams. I woke up and my face was glowing. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
My teacher said Faceium is real. Now I'm being watched. I think she's with the government.
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