facehooky - When you run away from your job and take your Facebook updat

When you run away from your job and take your Facebook updates with you like it’s a survival tactic.

I facehooky’d because my boss is a monster, and I’m not going to let him ruin my day.

I skipped my shift to update my status. I’m doing it for the people.

I facehooky’d because I don’t want to be adult anymore.