facehooky

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When you blow off your plans and your job just to sit on your ass and post every little thing you do on Facebook like it’s a damn diary.

I facehooky’d because I didn’t feel like going to work today. Also, I took a nap. That’s important.

I skipped my shift to post a photo of my breakfast. My boss is gonna kill me.

Facehooky is just a fancy way of saying I’m too lazy to do anything real.

Running away from responsibilities and pretending you’re living your best life while everyone else is stuck working.

I facehooky’d again. My coworkers are still at work, and I’m here posting selfies.

I left my job to update my status. It was worth it.

I facehooky’d so hard, my boss called my mom.

Choosing Facebook over life, like it’s the only thing that matters when you’re too good for real stuff.

I facehooky’d because I’m too good for my job. My boss is going to regret this.

I skipped out on my shift to post a status. I’m living my best life.

Facehooky is the only way I can handle the day.

When you ditch everything and spend your day posting updates like you’re the main character of a drama series.

I facehooky’d because I’m the main character of my own life, and I’m not going to work today.

I left my job to post a 30-second video of me eating pizza. That’s a full-time job.

Facehooky is a lifestyle. I live it every day.

When you run away from your job and take your Facebook updates with you like it’s a survival tactic.

I facehooky’d because my boss is a monster, and I’m not going to let him ruin my day.

I skipped my shift to update my status. I’m doing it for the people.

I facehooky’d because I don’t want to be adult anymore.

Abandoning your job and your dignity to live the Facebook life like it’s the only thing that matters.

I facehooky’d because I rather be posting updates than working.

I skipped my shift because my Facebook life is more important than my job.

Facehooky is the reason I’m broke and happy.