facehooky - Choosing Facebook over life, like it’s the only thing that m

Choosing Facebook over life, like it’s the only thing that matters when you’re too good for real stuff.

I facehooky’d because I’m too good for my job. My boss is going to regret this.

I skipped out on my shift to post a status. I’m living my best life.

Facehooky is the only way I can handle the day.