Facehooker
A facehooker is someone who adds every random person on Facebook just to look popular. They don’t even talk to them. Just say ‘Thanks for the add.’ and that’s it.
@joe123: Thanks for the add. (2:00 AM) #facehooker
Just added 15 strangers. I am a god. #facehooker
Why is my friend list 500 people? I’m a facehooker.