Facehooker

A facehooker is someone who adds every random person on Facebook just to look popular. They don’t even talk to them. Just say ‘Thanks for the add.’ and that’s it.

A facehooker is a kid, usually a girl, who posts silly selfies on Facebook to look hot. They smile like a fool and hope someone likes them.

A facehooker is someone who tries to flirt on Facebook like it’s a dating app. They message everyone and hope someone will fall for them.

A facehooker is someone who stays up all night just to add random people on Facebook. They don’t care who it is. They just want more friends.

A facehooker is someone who isn’t on Facebook but uses your profile to stalk people. They’re like a spy, but worse.

A facehooker is a kid who flirts with every guy on Facebook. They’re like a social media slut. They don’t care who they flirt with.

A facehooker is someone who’s so obsessed with Facebook they check it like a junkie. Their news feed is full of stupid posts.