Facehoof - When you hit your face so hard it feels like you’re being be

When you hit your face so hard it feels like you’re being beaten by a hoof and a punch

I Facehoofed when my cat knocked over my cereal again.

I did it after my friend told me I ‘suck at video games.’

I Facehoofed when my mom said I was ‘not a total disaster’ for the third time.