Facehoof

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When you slap your face so hard it looks like you’re trying to kill a pony with your forehead
My friend saw me do this after I failed math again. He said, 'You’re trying to murder a pony.'
I Facehoofed during my mom’s speech about how I’m 'not a total disaster.'
I did a Facehoof when my dog ate my homework.
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When your face hits your hoof like it’s a punching bag and you’re the saddest pony ever
I Facehoofed when my crush asked me out and I said yes.
My brother Facehoofed after I told him he was 'the worst drummer ever.'
I did it when my teacher said I could have a C if I stopped being 'a total disaster.'
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When you hit your face so hard it feels like you’re being beaten by a hoof and a punch
I Facehoofed when my cat knocked over my cereal again.
I did it after my friend told me I ‘suck at video games.’
I Facehoofed when my mom said I was ‘not a total disaster’ for the third time.
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When you slap your face so hard it looks like you’re trying to murder a pony with your forehead
I Facehoofed when I realized I forgot my lunch again.
My friend Facehoofed when he got a D on his math test.
I did it when my dog ate my favorite sock.
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When you hit your face like it’s your worst enemy and you’re too mad to care
I Facehoofed when my crush asked me out and I said no.
My friend did it when he found out I ‘suck at video games.’
I did it after my teacher gave me a C again.
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When your face slaps your hoof so hard it looks like you’re trying to kill a pony and you’re the saddest one ever
I Facehoofed when my dog ate my homework again.
I did it after my mom said I was ‘not a total disaster’ again.
I Facehoofed when my cat knocked over my cereal for the fifth time.
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