facehausen
To facehausen is to make up wild, stupid stories about yourself on Facebook so you don't have to answer real questions. It's like a fancy excuse for being a total fraud.
When asked why I was late, I said I got stuck in a traffic jam caused by a dancing goat. Nobody questioned it again.
I told my boss I was on a secret mission to stop a robot takeover. He gave me the day off.
I said I was eating a whole pizza by myself in a different country. I was eating a slice of pizza in my room.