facehausen

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Facehausen is when you lie about wild and ridiculous stuff you never did at fake places just to mess with people on Facebook. It's like making up your own fantasy life to cover up your real boring one.

I once said I got kidnapped by aliens in the middle of the Sahara. Nobody believed me, but I still posted 17 photos of a sandwich.

My profile says I'm a professional sword fighter. I once fought a chicken. It won.

I claimed I saved a baby from a burning toaster. The baby was fine. The toaster was not.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

To facehausen is to make up wild, stupid stories about yourself on Facebook so you don't have to answer real questions. It's like a fancy excuse for being a total fraud.

When asked why I was late, I said I got stuck in a traffic jam caused by a dancing goat. Nobody questioned it again.

I told my boss I was on a secret mission to stop a robot takeover. He gave me the day off.

I said I was eating a whole pizza by myself in a different country. I was eating a slice of pizza in my room.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facehausen is when you make up totally impossible stuff on Facebook to avoid getting in trouble. It's like saying you were eaten by a dragon instead of admitting you forgot your homework.

I told my mom I was trapped in a cave by a cave monster. She sent me a sandwich and a map.

My teacher asked why I hadn't done my math. I said I was busy fighting a giant squid in the ocean.

I told my friend I was in a space battle. He believed me. I didn't.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facehausen is when you lie on Facebook about doing crazy things in weird places just to be funny. It's the art of making everyone believe you're a total lunatic.

I posted that I was hiking Mount Everest in my pajamas. No one asked why I was wearing pajamas.

I said I was eating a whole elephant for breakfast. My friends still text me about it.

I told my dad I was a secret agent fighting a robot. He said I was a secret agent fighting a robot.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facehausen is when you make up wild stuff on Facebook to confuse and annoy people. It's the worst kind of drama, but it's also kind of fun.

I said I was living in a tree with a raccoon. My mom asked if the raccoon was my friend.

I told my friend I was a wizard who fought a dragon. He asked if I had a wand.

I posted that I was fighting a robot in the mall. No one believed me, but I still got a free cupcake.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facehausen is when you tell wild, impossible lies on Facebook just to mess with your friends. It's like a game where the only rule is to be as ridiculous as possible.

I said I was kidnapped by aliens in a bakery. No one questioned it, but I still got a free donut.

I told my class I was on a mission to stop a robot takeover. They gave me extra credit.

I claimed I was eating a whole cake in a spaceship. My friend asked if I had a spaceship.

by Slangipedia 3d ago