facehausen
Facehausen is when you make up totally impossible stuff on Facebook to avoid getting in trouble. It's like saying you were eaten by a dragon instead of admitting you forgot your homework.
I told my mom I was trapped in a cave by a cave monster. She sent me a sandwich and a map.
My teacher asked why I hadn't done my math. I said I was busy fighting a giant squid in the ocean.
I told my friend I was in a space battle. He believed me. I didn't.