Facegrind
When someone (or a smelly creature) slithers across the floor like a slug with a face full of dirt and a mouth full of swear words.
My dog facegrinded through the mud like he was trying to murder the ground.
She facegrinded across the gym floor after I told her she looked like a raccoon in a trash can.
He facegrinded in the middle of the street like he was trying to make the sidewalk cry.