Facegrind

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When someone (or a smelly creature) slithers across the floor like a slug with a face full of dirt and a mouth full of swear words.

My dog facegrinded through the mud like he was trying to murder the ground.

She facegrinded across the gym floor after I told her she looked like a raccoon in a trash can.

He facegrinded in the middle of the street like he was trying to make the sidewalk cry.

When a person (or a very angry animal) slides on the ground with their face like they're fighting the floor and losing.

My cousin facegrinded at the park because he tripped over a rock and lost his soul.

The kid facegrinded during the dance-off like he was trying to erase the music.

The dog facegrinded across the yard like he was running from a monster.

When someone (or a creature with a very dirty face) slides or slides and grinds on the floor like it’s their new best friend.

He facegrinded in the hallway after I called him a cheeseburger with no sauce.

The kid facegrinded on the playground like he was making the ground apologize.

My dog facegrinded through the mud like he was trying to become a monster.

When a person or animal rubs their face on the floor like they're trying to make the ground their new lover.

She facegrinded in the middle of the floor like she was trying to propose to the dirt.

The kid facegrinded after I told him he looked like a sock in a sock drawer.

My dog facegrinded on the sidewalk like he was making the ground blush.

When someone (or a very grumpy animal) slides on the ground with their face like it’s the most important thing in their life.

He facegrinded across the floor like it was his final exam.

The kid facegrinded in the hallway like he was escaping from a monster.

My dog facegrinded in the park like he was trying to become a king.