facegravy
the sticky, smelly mess on your face after you eat like you’re trying to survive a food apocalypse and don’t care who sees your face look like a disaster zone
At the barbecue, my facegravy was so bad, my cousin took a video and posted it on YouTube.
After the donut eating contest, my facegravy was so sticky, I had to wipe it with a shirt.
My brother’s facegravy was so messy, it looked like he had a sauce war on his face.