facegravy

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the slimy mess left in the corner of your mouth after you stuff your face like a greedy pig and don't care who sees it

My cousin left facegravy after eating three burgers and a milkshake. It looked like he had a leaky faucet in his mouth.

At the family reunion, my aunt’s facegravy was so thick, my cousin took a picture of it and posted it on Instagram.

After the pizza party, my brother had facegravy so big, it looked like he was wearing a sauce mustache.

the gross leftover gunk on your face after you scarf down a meal like you're fighting for your life and don't care who sees it

At the buffet, my uncle had facegravy so bad, the kids ran out of the room screaming.

After my mom’s lasagna feast, I had facegravy so thick, I could’ve used it as a face mask.

My dad’s facegravy was so legendary, the whole neighborhood came to watch it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the sticky, smelly blob that sticks to your face after you eat like a wild animal and don’t care if it looks like a crime scene

My sister’s facegravy was so bad, my brother took a selfie with it and called it art.

At the picnic, my facegravy was so sticky, I had to wipe it with a napkin and a tissue.

After the taco night, my facegravy was so bad, my dog ran away from me.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the gooey mess on your face after you chow down like you’re trying to win a food fight and don’t care who sees your face look like a disaster

My cousin’s facegravy was so bad, my aunt took a video of it and posted it on TikTok.

After the hot dog eating contest, my facegravy was so big, I had to use a paper towel to wipe it off.

My brother’s facegravy was so messy, he looked like he had a sauce tattoo.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the chunky, dirty blob on your face after you stuff yourself like you’re trying to get a new body and don’t care if it looks like a food explosion

My dad’s facegravy was so big, it looked like he had a sauce volcano on his face.

After the spaghetti party, my facegravy was so messy, I had to use a napkin, a plate, and a fork to clean it up.

My mom’s facegravy was so bad, my brother took a picture of it and called it a masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the sticky, smelly mess on your face after you eat like you’re trying to survive a food apocalypse and don’t care who sees your face look like a disaster zone

At the barbecue, my facegravy was so bad, my cousin took a video and posted it on YouTube.

After the donut eating contest, my facegravy was so sticky, I had to wipe it with a shirt.

My brother’s facegravy was so messy, it looked like he had a sauce war on his face.

by Slangipedia 3d ago