facegravy
the gooey mess on your face after you chow down like you’re trying to win a food fight and don’t care who sees your face look like a disaster
My cousin’s facegravy was so bad, my aunt took a video of it and posted it on TikTok.
After the hot dog eating contest, my facegravy was so big, I had to use a paper towel to wipe it off.
My brother’s facegravy was so messy, he looked like he had a sauce tattoo.