Facegook
Facegook is when your brain turns to mush from looking at too many boring posts on Facebook. It’s like watching paint dry, but worse.
My aunt posted 12 photos of her cat’s breakfast. I cried.
My cousin’s status was just 'Feeling tired.' That’s not a feeling, that’s a crime.
My uncle’s wall is full of posts about his garden. I’m not even jealous, I’m horrified.