Facegook

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Facegook is when your brain turns to mush from looking at too many boring posts on Facebook. It’s like watching paint dry, but worse.

My aunt posted 12 photos of her cat’s breakfast. I cried.

My cousin’s status was just 'Feeling tired.' That’s not a feeling, that’s a crime.

My uncle’s wall is full of posts about his garden. I’m not even jealous, I’m horrified.

A Facegook is someone who thinks Facebook is more important than their real life. They live in a bubble of likes and comments.

My facegook friend posted 7 times today. I asked if she was alive. She said, 'I’m just being social.'

My mom Facegooked me for not liking her post about her dog’s haircut. I said, 'It’s a crime.'

My facegook cousin sent me 12 messages about her ex. I told her to go back to him.