Facegook
A Facegook is someone who thinks Facebook is more important than their real life. They live in a bubble of likes and comments.
My facegook friend posted 7 times today. I asked if she was alive. She said, 'I’m just being social.'
My mom Facegooked me for not liking her post about her dog’s haircut. I said, 'It’s a crime.'
My facegook cousin sent me 12 messages about her ex. I told her to go back to him.