Facegasm
When you stare at Facebook for so long your eyes are bleeding and your brain is fried, and when you finally log off it feels like your face just got a blow job from a hurricane.
I was on Facebook for 5 hours, and when I turned my phone off, my face felt like it had just been kissed by a flamingo.
After scrolling for 4 hours straight, my face had a facegasm so strong I cried.
I was on Facebook so long my face had a facegasm and my mom asked if I was okay.