Facegasm

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When you stare at Facebook for so long your eyes are bleeding and your brain is fried, and when you finally log off it feels like your face just got a blow job from a hurricane.

I was on Facebook for 5 hours, and when I turned my phone off, my face felt like it had just been kissed by a flamingo.

After scrolling for 4 hours straight, my face had a facegasm so strong I cried.

I was on Facebook so long my face had a facegasm and my mom asked if I was okay.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you see someone's butt and your face turns into a tomato, your brain short-circuits, and you either laugh like a maniac or yell a string of dirty words.

I saw a fine piece of ass and my face turned red like a lobster. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

When I saw her butt, my face had a facegasm and I screamed like a banshee.

I saw a guy's butt and my face turned bright red, I started giggling like a madman.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you sneeze so hard it sounds like a dragon exploded in your face, and snot flies out like it's trying to escape a jailbreak.

I sneezed so hard it looked like a dragon was inside my nose. Snot flew everywhere like it had a facegasm.

My sneeze was so loud my dog ran out of the room. I had a facegasm from the snot.

I sneezed so hard my face turned red and snot flew out like it was a fireworks show.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you eat something so good your face turns into a happy pig and your whole body starts vibrating like it just got a high five from God.

I ate a burger so good my face had a facegasm and I started vibrating like a radio.

That pizza was so good my face had a facegasm and my eyes rolled back.

I took one bite of that cake and my face had a facegasm so strong I screamed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone comments on your Facebook wall and your face lights up like a Christmas tree and you feel like you just got a standing ovation from the universe.

When my best friend commented on my wall, my face had a facegasm and I felt like I was on top of the world.

I got a comment on my Facebook wall and my face turned bright red. I felt like I had won the lottery.

I saw a comment on my wall and my face had a facegasm so strong I laughed like a lunatic.

by Slangipedia 13d ago