facefartbook
a website where people post their dumbest gripes like they’re trying to win a prize for being the most annoying person ever. it’s like a fart factory for the brain.
i swear if one more person says ‘it’s not that bad’ i’m gonna scream into a pillow
my boss just sent me a message that said ‘you’re doing fine’ in all caps
i tried to make toast and it came out like a brick. this is a disaster.