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a website where people post their dumbest gripes like they’re trying to win a prize for being the most annoying person ever. it’s like a fart factory for the brain.
i swear if one more person says ‘it’s not that bad’ i’m gonna scream into a pillow
my boss just sent me a message that said ‘you’re doing fine’ in all caps
i tried to make toast and it came out like a brick. this is a disaster.
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a place where smart people vent like they’re in a public bathroom and no one cares. it’s the only thing keeping me from crying in my soup.
my dog ate my homework and i have to explain this to my teacher
i just got told i ‘look tired’ by my mom at 8 am
my phone is broken and i’m screaming into the void
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