Facedump
A face dump is when you sit on the toilet and update your Facebook while you’re pooping. It’s like you’re trying to be productive while your body is doing its thing.
Just took a dump and posted a status. My coworker said, ‘You’re face dumping while on the toilet? That’s dedication.’
I posted a status about my day while I was on the toilet. My boss came in and said, ‘You’re face dumping again.’
I had to go to the bathroom during work and face dumped my ex. I posted, ‘This relationship is a dump, and I’m done with it.’